“Hi, I’m Jerry Hickey. Some of you may know me as Captain TimeManagement   

I’m here to tell you about a new breakthrough supplement that I believe in called Udontneedit.     Udontneedit is a proprietary blend of St. John’s Wort, aspirin, thyme & Unisom to treat  I GOTTA HAVIT Syndrome, which is closely associate with Infomercial Watchage Paralysis. Udontneedit has also been shown, in preliminary studies, to help lessen the effects of Credit Card Exhaustion (known is Latin as ‘nocoinitis’).

My wife Jill has been taking Udontneedit for 4 weeks now and I can already see a difference in her behavior.  Just yesterday she sent back her Introductory Offer of Wen by Chaz Dean    and opted watch the news instead of the Bare Minerals woman “Swirling, Tapping and Buffing”.  Maybe Udontneedit can help you, too!”

(Announcer Voice)

“ Udontneedit has not been approved by the FDA. Results not typical.  Jill could not be reached for After photos because she was down on her Gazelle sporting a Bumpit & Sheercover listening to Bert Sugarman’s entire collection of The Midnight Special.”

Jerry:  ”I need to up her dose!”