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Loading ...Hi! It’s me, Baby Patrick! As you know I wear this cool helmet which my mom calls “Mr. Helmie”. 
This is just one of my girlfriends, Maria. She’s a cougar. (Sorry to one of my other Cougs, Paige. Hey, girl, I’ll hit you back later…) PS: Isn’t Mrs. Fay’s kitchen pretty???????
Anyways=============================
My mom, while clever with the turn-of-phrase might be lacking in the naming department as I also have “Mr. Paci”, “Mr. Puppy” & “Mr. Duckie”.
So, my mom’s friend who’s in High School Mary Katherine had the good idea that maybe we need to differentiate the names!
Can you help name the helmet I got fitted
for today????????????????????????
The winner will receive my sisters and my mom’s old Sugar Bear outfits….
KIDDING: the Winner will receive a NotSoSoccerMom gift basket complete with products from our CafePress.com site. It will be proper!
Jill
Jeez, thanks, Paddy. Throw Momma under the bus!
love the picture!
When we remove ze neu helmie that ve wish to call “Francois” – ze lil’Baby Patrick will hav ze finished Peut perfect cap of ze reeed curls and will be reddy to play au nd eat
Ego Equalizer… Oh, I’m soooo good!!! Ya better tone me down early!!! Tone me down slow!
Rico Suave? Get some LED lights for it and you can call it “Electric Avenue.” Or stay back in the ’80s and call it “Devo”
im thinking lil husk…we can get him some nice nebraska stickers for it!
I’ve got it Patrick. Get your mom (or someone who knows how to sew … Grandma maybe?) to make you a costume that you can wear when you’ve got your helmet on and you can be …………………………………………..
PATRICK the Protector! Cuddler of the cute cougars. Adorer of the adorable. Defender of the debonair. Minder of manners. Nibbler of knees.
my bro is soooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!! mom can i participate???????????????????????pwettyyyyyy pweeeezzzzzzzzzz??????????????????????????
:):):):):):):):):):):):):)<3333333333333333333333333 u soo much!!! xoxo
CT – short for crash test
I think “Cougar Magnet” is a good name for it. It makes him look super adorable!
I’m sorry, I realize I may also lack in originality, but I like MR. HELMIE! I’m stickin’ with that!
You can call it his fender.
noun: fender
a cushion-like device that reduces shock due to an impact.
How about..Hard Hat, Hood, or Head Gear?
give me a day or two…because my dear, i want to win.
you know i am a tad competitive…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Houdini- kids this age tend to disappear and cause a bit of mayhem- the helmet helps to keep him “stealth”