I’m trying not to be all drama because I have a throat infection which led to laryngitis.  It hurts and it’s frustrating.

But, really? Where am I going? It’s not like I’m Lady Gaga and missing a show tonight at the Garden.

We need some laughs.  The best people to make fun of are people who can’t talk back.

Let’s start with the colossal morons that sent us this.

How bout all the law-abiding citizens pictured here?

Then, there was Patrick’s Week in Fashion:

I know. Please don’t be distracted by my good hair. It’s his accessory we’re looking at.  Son, really? A leopard print bag with checks?   Where was your red leather one?

And then, this gem fell in my lap from a friend in Denver.

Jill

On second thought– let’s go big with the drama!!!!  I like Betsy’s  (written when she was 8 or so) style.

Someone fill my lunch with fudge and don’t wake me cuz I’m sick. Don’t even think about feeling my forehead and that pedal better be fixed on my bike soon!

Patrick and I are off to my show at the Garden! (He brought the leopard purse again.)