“Well, then my sisters ALL left to spend the night out with friends.  Just LEFT ME. ALONE.  With no one to play with.”

“I don’t know what I’m gonna do….”

“Momma thought maybe a bath would chill me out.”

“And, yes, while I do feel cleaner and with suave hair, I miss them.  I will stand vigil till they return. Tie a yellow ribbon around my bassinet.”

“But… since I’m 20 months old, the vigil only last a few minutes. What to do next??  This looks fun!  What are these? Streamers?”

“I’m gonna get ready for Daddy to come home.  He won’t mind if I borrow his shorts. We’re practically the same size.”

“The next day my sissies came home.   Now we’re back to the usual. Bossing me around and playing dress-up with me.  Here I am as Michael Phelps Barbie.”

Baby Patrick

You will not want to miss mommy’s radio show Tuesday. She’s doing a monogram… or was it monotone?… OH! it’s a monologue about some weirdo jeans she bought yesterday.   Tuesday 1pm Eastern on Toginet.com   I will be napping so I won’t be on the show.   Have a nice weekend,  JPH III