I know, I know.  It is a shame we even have to talk about pseudo-celebs who have NO talent & don’t even have the decency to be famous for  lipsynching/  sucking-at-acting/ having a perfume out/ or being a spoiled brat heiress. 

Yet, we are stuck with Jon & Kate…. Britney (the wench) is not crazy anymore, no Disney starlets are pregnant (Miley, can you help us out here??), Angelina & Madonna haven’t adopted anyone this week & no one cares about Jennifer Aniston and her stupid, effortless, shiny, swingy straight hair with flecks of gold in just the right sun-kissed places and gorgeous tank-top arms…..Fine, I might care a little.  

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To pass the time in the middle of the night when I am supposed to be sleeping, I watch all the infomercials & FoxNews which leads my head to certain places…

Go with me inside my head. C’mon, don’t be afraid. (Ok, be a bit afraid and bring some Advil & your Visa Card)

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From Jennifer Christman in Little Rock via Facebook: “Lisa Fischer and I need to know what you know about Kate Sommerville Products. Spill!”: 

Kate Somerville is the newest latest greatest.  The Discovery Set —-at a not-cheap $90,  included her exfoliant scrub, two Quench mega-hydrating serums, a daily moisturizer with SPF, her daily wash; all in teeny weeny mini-ketchup bottle sizes. Also included were even tinier samples-(like the teeny foil pouch of soy sauce (am I HUNGRY? Why all the condiment mentions?) of her Deep Tissue Repair Peptide 8 (ooooh, aaaaaah!!!!)  & her eyecream.    Allie Grace, go get mommy some mayonnaise…

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That’s what I tell people when the comment on my kids.  They come in all shapes and sizes.

The other day in WalMart I was buying a training bra for Maggie (11.5)  and pacifiers for Patrick (8months).  Allie Grace (10.5) NEEEEEEDS a cell phone (“EVERYONE BUT ME has one, Mom. I am like, not, like kidding.”) & Samantha (7) wanders from room to room in her own imagination bubble carrying a glamourous purse with one of Daddy’s old cell phones faking conversations to someone whom ’she works with in Paris.”

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We ran errands today (if Jerry asks).

Anyway…. en route to the mall , oldest Maggie says, “What are you writing about today? Can you write about me?”.  “I don’t know what I’m writing about yet”, I counter, making a mental note NOT to write her for some time, just on principle since she just broke the fourth wall. I started a rather eloquent speech about ‘the fourth wall’ , but Patrick started to fuss; thus they were spared….

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