Posted on : 30-01-2009 | By : Jill | In : Musings
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Loading ...Here’s what would have been The BETTER Idea: “T.B.I.”
- Federal Bailout — TBI — Federal Government launches Ponzi Scheme
- Bitch about taxes, write humorous essays — TBI — actually get paying job & help pay taxes
- Brad Pitt plays man who ages in reverse — TBI — Joe Biden plays him
- Clean house, do laundry, cook dinner — TBI — kiss and hold sweet smelling baby
- Take family to see ‘Bedtime Stories’ — TBI — stay home & count grooves in ceiling
- Workout EVERYDAY and diet like a madwoman post baby birth — TBI — get nasty stomach bug
- Be from America — TBI — be from America but adopt fake foreign accent like Madonna, Gwyneth, Michael Flatley and now… Angelina.
- Big Wig Execs Decorate Offices, Hold Lavish Meetings — TBI — Big Wig Execs actually roll naked in money in Times Square. (Slightly less offensive.)
- Order from HSN — TBI — Order from QVC (ships from closer)
- Shun Jersey — TBI — EMBRACE Jersey….Off to the tanning booth and then the diner
- Be rude & cut someone off in school parking lot —TBI — Be kind cuz you never know; they might have a teeny 9 week old baby to unload in this 20 degree weather & might end up standing RIGHT BY you in the pick-up line. (I almost said something to her.)
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