Programming Note: I don't wanna act like the Media Celebrity has gone to my head, but I DID get recognized by 3 people in the Chicago Airport en route to 'the M states' for The Baby Jesus' & and Baby New Year's (he has less effective publicists, don't you think?) Birthdays...Fine, 2 of them were my kids that I tried...
Grump & Snore+ More (My take on Jon & Kate) When I'm not reading the complete works of Tolstoy or teaching my kids Latin I might be found watching a few reality shows. Just a --cough- few.... COUGH COUGH....Scuze me, I must have choked on a piece of organic fruit leather. I got sucked into Jon & Kate Plus 8 by my girls, mostly cuz...
More Makeup Trends I'm Following For You Because I'm... Trend #1) "High Def": Lots of new face makeup products (when they are not utilizing the term "mineral") are rocking the 'High Definition' marketing. What makes it High Def? Sephora's website describes it: "Originally designed for use in film and television, high-definition makeup provides...
The Palin Effect Kate Gosselin- love or hate her- has a certain something which makes you look. Even my mom knows who "Kate" is...& Mom's idea of 'following reality shows' is the one time she watched 2 minutes of Top Chef with me- because I hid her remote control. Sarah Palin certainly has that same Make...
Baby Patrick's Big Adventure-- as told by Baby Patrick;... I had to wait for them all to become distracted to make my break. At thishouse, the wait was not long. My big sissie Maggie had a hurt back so Daddy was examining it (because since he's a pharmaceutical rep, that makes him an honorary Doctor?). Seeing my shot, I set out for the journey of a lifetime.... As...
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Loading ...If you were expecting for me to comment on the breaking news of them finally naming the Dwarf Planet, three years after it was discovered,you’ll just have to wait. I have much more important things on my mind
right now.
WHY DON”T THEY OFFER DENTAL FLOSS AS AN AMENITY WHEN YOU GO IN BATHROOMS?
Let me back up a bit….
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...We were driving through the garden state this warm afternoon and after discussing why it is indeed called “The Garden State”, (Maggie’s theory: first garden party ever held here), and then wondering aloud where the world’s largest shopping mall is (My guess: Dubai.), we turned our collective attention to politics. Fueled by the discussion on our radio, Maggie queried, “IF Obama does win and our taxes do get raised, won’t that be bad for him too? Doesn’t he have to pay taxes?”
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Maternity (ahem.. larger sized.. I don’t DO ‘maternity’) Clothes and purchase of new (yet cute and sassy) comfortable shoes: $500
Morning Mochas since all other usual activities and vices (beer, soft cheeses, sushi, horseback riding, skydiving,) are not currently an option: $25 a week
Support hose and special workout gear to compress varicose veins: $125
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