Baby Patrick: “Momma, where were you yesterday? Daddy tried to give me milk in a cup and I like my bottle.”
NotSoSoccerMom Jill: “Momma will give baby whatever he wants!!!!!!! Momma get you bottle, sweet little angel. But, thanks for askin. I was at the International Beauty Show in NYC. And International it was. There were even people from the foreign country of California who speak Surfese.
B.P.: ”You left me all day with Daddy and the 3 magpies who could not keep up with ANY of my pacifiers, by the way, to go to a Beauty Show?”
NSSMJill: ”Yes, I ventured in to New York City by my own little self. I drove right in like a pro, parked, then cruised into the Jacob Javits convention center sportin’ a cute outfit, cute shoes, a Press Pass… and a dream. ”
B.P.: “I like to chew on shoes. Sometimes I throw them…”
NSSMJill: “Everything else went great, but the cute shoes? Big mistake. See momma’s blisters? However I am proud to report THIS about the world of beauty: IF you don’t know what Moroccan Oil is yet, you need to. This is an awesome leave in oil treatment & styling product line and their booth was swamped. Then, I found Eve Pearl and watched her do makeovers on people! She is celebrity makeup artist and has her own line of products AND does pieces for The Today Show. She’s coming on my radio show soon.”
B.P. “Mommy, It’s not like she’s Tickle Me Elmo.”
NSSMJill: “Mineral makeup booths were huge, too. At one booth I looked up and Mackenzie Phillips was there.”
B.P. “Daddy said you were supposed to be WORKING, not shopping. Who is Mackenzie Phillips? Is she is 3rd grade with Madison, Morgan, McKenna & McKinley?:
NSSMJill: “How come someone who can barely talk already knows The Money Lecture? MacKenzie Phillips used to be on TV.”
B.P. “Was SHE ever on Sesame Street with Elmo?????”
NSSMJill: “Anyways, Paddy, then I walked around some more, and almost bought a $225 LED hand held laser for my sk-”
B.P. “Daddy said-”
NSSMJill: “BUT I DIDN’T! I did purchase a 2200 thread count ‘anti-aging’ pillowcase. And just when I was about to leave, I walked down one last row and gasp~ who should be there but celebrity makeup artist, most famously known as J-Lo’s makeup man Scott Barnes!!????? I got to meet him and have my picture taken with him and HE might come on my show, too!! This would be like Jerry meeting some BassMaster’s fisherman or -”
B.P. “Like ME meeting Tickle Me Elmo?? Which I haven’t yet! Ahem. … So I think I’ll take my bottle and blankie and go ni-ni now….”
Jill
Note to Self: Book Tickle Me Elmo to impress Baby Son
More Beauty recap tomorrow on my radio show at 1PM EST on www.Toginet.com AND I welcome Park Avenue Plastic Surgeon Dr. Thomas Sterry and fashion-designer turned blogger Eric Gaskins (aka “Fluff Chance”)
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